Two women friends had gone

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>>> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
>> faithful
>>> and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
the
>>> Bacardi Breezers.
>>>
>>>
>>> Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they
stopped
>>> in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought
>>> she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however,
was
>>> wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
>>> them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
>>> wreath with a
>> ribbon
>>> on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The
>>> next day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet
>>> and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other
>>> husband and said, 'These damn girls' night out have got to stop.
I'm
>>> starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.'
>>>
>>>
>>> 'You think that's bad' said the other husband, 'Mine is lying in
bed
>>> with a card stuck in her ass that says: 'From all of us at the Fire
>>> Station. We'll never forget you.'

[.: JaCkPoT :.]