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  • johnboy1974
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2008
    • 3418

    #1

    sick but heres the whitney houston jokes

    bobby brown has committed suicide after whitneys death. Apparently the suicide note said " two can play that game ".

    Houston we have a problem- bloody right you do, Whitney's dead.

    Whitney houston- very impressive 6 grammies in 14 years.
    Just as impressive 6 grams in 14 minutes.
  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031

    #2
    I suppose it was only a matter of time if it wernt you it would have been someone else..................
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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    • caveman_nige
      V.I.P. Member
      • Feb 2008
      • 4920

      #3
      She is still going to be in her new film though.. Bodybag.

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      • the man
        DK Veteran
        • Jun 2010
        • 1660

        #4
        the Internets a sad place.

        rip

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        • irishbluestaffy
          DK Veteran
          • May 2010
          • 611

          #5
          News of Whitney Houston's death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though. Her life just went to pot. Someone should have kept tabs on her.

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          • irishbluestaffy
            DK Veteran
            • May 2010
            • 611

            #6
            What was Whitney Houston's favorite movie?

            Waiting to Exhale.

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            • Snowy79
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2011
              • 1347

              #7
              Conspiracy theorists are already saying she commited suicide after being linked to the vacant England manager job.

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              • aleister crowley
                Banned
                • Nov 2011
                • 519

                #8

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                • mtv1
                  The Stig PT
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 4413

                  #9
                  Whitney Houston;s life is like skiing.
                  Once you get on the white powder, it;s all down hill from there
                  If she wasn;t before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.


                  >>>>>>>>>>Dreambox Tools<<<<<<<<<<

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                  • irishbluestaffy
                    DK Veteran
                    • May 2010
                    • 611

                    #10
                    BREAKING NEWS!!! Luis Suarez has been arrested for the murder of Whitney Houston in a racially motivated attack. Eye-witness Patrice Evra says he saw Suarez kill her at least 10 times. Sir Alex Ferguson has called for the death penalty. Kenny Dalglish says he has never heard of Whitney Houston and has questioned whether she ever actually existed. Howard Webb said he seen it all

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                    • Bulld0g
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 7158

                      #11
                      Originally posted by irishbluestaffy
                      BREAKING NEWS!!! Luis Suarez has been arrested for the murder of Whitney Houston in a racially motivated attack. Eye-witness Patrice Evra says he saw Suarez kill her at least 10 times. Sir Alex Ferguson has called for the death penalty. Kenny Dalglish says he has never heard of Whitney Houston and has questioned whether she ever actually existed. Howard Webb said he seen it all
                      too slow http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...g-news-255233/

                      THE TRUTH
                      The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

                      Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                      The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                      • maca
                        Mr. DK DJ
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 6310

                        #12
                        Just wait until she sobers up and realises shes dead..

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                        • Bulld0g
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 7158

                          #13
                          Originally posted by maca58
                          Just wait until she sobers up and realises shes dead..
                          The shock will kill her

                          THE TRUTH
                          The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

                          Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                          The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                          • maca
                            Mr. DK DJ
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 6310

                            #14
                            No wonder she was so skinny she was on the diet coke

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                            • maca
                              Mr. DK DJ
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 6310

                              #15
                              Whats pink and sits on the door mat....whitneys valentines cards

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