A woman in the bar

[twatty]

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

[jackeldestripador]

it's the piece of advice that i need for my wife

[appeloapppelo]

Good advise indeed.

I used to play as a clown at playground.
Every was laughing at me.
Now I'm making lots of money as a Standup Comedian.
Guess what: they are not laughing anymore ;-(

[patkins]

Great first post appeloappelo.
Welcome to DK.
Keep 'em coming.

[80R15]

Bravo twatty, good one!

[lagerland]

Good advise indeed.

I used to play as a clown at playground.
Every was laughing at me.
Now I'm making lots of money as a Standup Comedian.
Guess what: they are not laughing anymore ;-(

Standup comedian A whats your stage name and can you lend me a pony.............

[gopher7]

If you don't have a pony handy, I'll take a Clydesdale.