I took my goldfish to the vet, and told him "my goldfish has got epilepsy"
he said "it looks fine to me"
I said "you haven't taken it out the bowl yet"
I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day. apparently,
"A meal for two with a terrible view"
isn't the best way to call number 69
For all the ugly fat ~~~~s who didn't get a valentines card,
cheer up it's pancake Tuesday next week.
I saw this homeless woman last night, and asked her if I could take her home,
with a big grin on her face she said yes,
she wasn't smiling when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife said to me that I only want sex when I'm drunk,
I said that's rubbish, sometimes I want a kebab
he said "it looks fine to me"
I said "you haven't taken it out the bowl yet"
I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day. apparently,
"A meal for two with a terrible view"
isn't the best way to call number 69
For all the ugly fat ~~~~s who didn't get a valentines card,
cheer up it's pancake Tuesday next week.
I saw this homeless woman last night, and asked her if I could take her home,
with a big grin on her face she said yes,
she wasn't smiling when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife said to me that I only want sex when I'm drunk,
I said that's rubbish, sometimes I want a kebab