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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158
    #1

    make a woman happy

    It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a ~~~~logist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organiser
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. Give her compliments regularly.
    45. Love shopping.
    46. Be honest.
    47. Be very rich.
    48. Not stress her out.
    49. Not look at other girls.

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
    51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
    52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

    53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:

    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes

    =========================================
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him.
    2. **** him.
    3. Be quiet.

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    Tags: happy, make, woman
    • gmb45
      #2
      Originally posted by Bulld0g
      It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

      1. a friend
      2. a companion
      3. a lover
      4. a brother
      5. a father
      6. a master
      7. a chef
      8. an electrician
      9. a carpenter
      10. a plumber
      11. a mechanic
      12. a decorator
      13. a stylist
      14. a ~~~~logist
      15. a gynaecologist
      16. a psychologist
      17. a pest exterminator
      18. a psychiatrist
      19. a healer
      20. a good listener
      21. an organiser
      22. a good father
      23. very clean
      24. sympathetic
      25. athletic
      26. warm
      27. attentive
      28. gallant
      29. intelligent
      30. funny
      31. creative
      32. tender
      33. strong
      34. understanding
      35. tolerant
      36. prudent
      37. ambitious
      38. capable
      39. courageous
      40. determined
      41. true
      42. dependable
      43. passionate

      WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
      44. Give her compliments regularly.
      45. Love shopping.
      46. Be honest.
      47. Be very rich.
      48. Not stress her out.
      49. Not look at other girls.

      AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

      50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
      51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
      52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

      53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:

      * birthdays
      * anniversaries
      * arrangements she makes

      =========================================
      HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

      1. Feed him.
      2. **** him.
      3. Be quiet.
      spot on m8

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        • alunfennell
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2008
          • 1525
          #3
          How short the list is realy when you look at it all writen down like that ! amazing ! and we still get it all bloody wrong.

          At least our list is still much shorter than that !

          Regards:
          Alun
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