Little Essex girl comes home from school and says to her mum "i know where babies come from " .
Amused , mum replies , "where sweetie ?"
The girl explained "well the mummy and the daddy take all thier clothes off ,and daddy's thingy sort of stands up and mummy puts it in her mouth and it sort of explodes and that's how you get babies " .
Shaking her head mum replies , " Oh darling that's sweet . but that's not how you get babies , thats how you get Jewellery !
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