2 best mates , 1st mate says " know what mate , if i won ?1.000.000 on the lotto ,i'd give you half , to which his friend say's "thanks for that mate" .
1st mate says "you know what mate , if i had 2 big houses , i'd give you one of e'm " , to which his friend says , " what a brill mate you are ".
1st mate says " you know if i had 2 Rolls Royce's , i'd give you one", to which his friend says , "really touching that mate"
2nd mate then says " you know if you had 2 pushbikes mate ?"
, to which the 1st mate says " NOW FU*K OFF ! , you know i've got 2 pushbikes !!!
