kfc and women

[thommo]

women are just like a kfc

succulent breast

tender thigh

then left with a greasy box to throw your bone in.........

[Dreamer]

women are just like a kfc

succulent breast

tender thigh

then left with a greasy box to throw your bone in.........

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him.
He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth.

He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

[thommo]

what would a woman be if she could control her mouth?...................a man.

[Dreamer]

Surely you can do better than that?

I know I'm going to take a real beating here cause I'm pretty sure I'm outnumbered.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

p.s only other female members will understand it.

[thommo]

i dont need to do better....my first post for one is enough and the second reason i dont need to do better is i am a man and therefore i do as i please when i please .