All for the love of golf!!

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  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031
    #1

    All for the love of golf!!

    What is a Golf Ball Worth?

    The ball was in the pond on Hole 16 at Oak Crest Golf Club in Norway, Michigan.


    It was a brand new Titlelist and he didn't want to loose it OR take the two stroke penalty as he was already behind in the match!!!

    HOWEVER.........NEVER PUT YOUR ARM IN THE WATER TO RETRIEVE A GOLF BALL!!!!!!!!!!!









    They managed to sew his arm back on. He was playing golf again within 6 months!! ....................
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    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic
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    • ray156
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2009
      • 669
      #2
      always said golf was an armless sport,but to go the full hog to prove it,thats the pits.

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        • stuckylad
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2008
          • 991
          #3
          yep he will need to go to the second hand shop now
          sigpic

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            • patkins
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 3662
              #4
              I'll go out on a limb and say...that was scarey.

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                • darrenhyland
                  DK Veteran
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 1124
                  #5
                  Could do with that croc round ere......place is full of tosser golfers.....as mark twain once said..'golf is the ruination of a good walk'
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                    • Johnner
                      Admin Assistant
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 7069
                      #6
                      Jesus,I can just see it clearly now.....no more tossing for the golfers,and Twat would have to be re-written - " Croc golf is the ruination of a good wan* ! "
                      Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                      " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                        • maurice594
                          Top Poster +
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 239
                          #7
                          There's always the other hand!!!!!

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                            • lagerland
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 6031
                              #8
                              Originally posted by maurice594
                              There's always the other hand!!!!!
                              I no what your saying but the last i played im sure you had to grip the club with 2 hands.................
                              I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                              >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                              I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                                • neilsignum
                                  Junior Member
                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 38
                                  #9
                                  Not quite fake but as good as. Golfer was actually snorkeling (in croc waters FFS) and they didn't reattach the arm - so Daily Mail standard of accuracy. snopes.com as ever tells the real story:-

                                  snopes.com: Alligator Attack on Golfer

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