Wife's birthday coming up soon!

[abdul razaq]

Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday and insisted that in future I should plan at least a month in advance.

Well it's her birthday in 4 weeks time, and I'm pleased to say I've already bought her her present.

She's going to love these flowers!

[gopher7]

Well she can't complain this time.

[abdul razaq]

Well she can't complain this time.

And I've followed her orders with absolute lack of any deviancy. I can imagine a happy woman in 4 weeks.

[ray156]

you are very generous sir,august 18th 2004 my wife went to her daughters to visit and collect her pressie from her daughter,so i went and got her pressie before she came back,cost me ?8 money well spent,the thanks i get for it is,your getting your windows tanned you b******.through the letterbox,i changed the locks on both doors.

[abdul razaq]

you are very generous sir,august 18th 2004 my wife went to her daughters to visit and collect her pressie from her daughter,so i went and got her pressie before she came back,cost me ?8 money well spent,the thanks i get for it is,your getting your windows tanned you b******.through the letterbox,i changed the locks on both doors.

A smart move Ray. There is no point me changing the locks as I fear no door would provide sufficient security against my wife's Herculean frame and strength.

[ray156]

A smart move Ray. There is no point me changing the locks as I fear no door would provide sufficient security against my wife's Herculean frame and strength.

but she was true to her word my windows got bricked..
but it stopped when council sent her a letter to her new house,she will get evicted if she damages council property again.but what i cant understand is,why the frigging council gave her a house 10 doors away from me.

[abdul razaq]

Ray, bet the council tried to house her next door to you but they weren't vacant.

[ray156]

Ray, bet the council tried to house her next door to you but they weren't vacant.

ha you dont know the half of it,my 1st ex of 18yrs stays round corner in next street, you heard of that kids game piggy in the middle.i am piggy,both ex hate each other,believe me i know how custer felt.

[mast]

But they must hate you more...............

[ray156]

But they must hate you more...............

nope i do diy for them,in more ways than one,drives em crazy knowing i work in each house.ok i get backlash,but i like the fun..funny thing is,the 3 of us have never taken on another partner.good points are both sets of kids can just walk in my door anytime,bad point they tell mums what goes on in here.

[lagerland]

Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday and insisted that in future I should plan at least a month in advance.

Well it's her birthday in 4 weeks time, and I'm pleased to say I've already bought her her present.

She's going to love these flowers!

Hope they are plastic or does she like dead flowers raz...............

[ray156]

lagerland wrote:Hope they are plastic or does she like dead flowers raz...............

you are on ball this morning,never noticed time zone.

[abdul razaq]

Hope they are plastic or does she like dead flowers raz...............

I'm beginning to think I've messed up again. Will try and freeze these.