veet hair removal gel...

[hoggy952]

I'm in tears here reading the reviews. Missus can't understand why I'm almost p,,, ing myself laughing. God,, so funny.

[ame="http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1"]Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml[/ame]

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[Shady]

you realise theres nothing on that link dont you?

[Shady]

so ill quote the first one

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

[abdul razaq]

you realise theres nothing on that link dont you?

That clearly demonstrates the removal properties of Veet.

[hoggy952]

cant seem to get the link right shady has quoted one of the reviews here's the other one.

Well like 90% of the reviews on the page. I would say we have all suffered from making the terrible mistake of vandalizing ones self in ways which we shouldn't.

If you are keen player in the arts of "BDSM" or "Sadomasochism", be my guest, this product will certainly bring you pleasure. However if you are a run of the mill bloke trying to remove some unwanted hair from some unwanted places, this product will make you cry.

I obviously wanted to sport the longer look, which let not beat around the bush (no pun intended) makes any man feel better about themselves (well it does me anyways). I'm also a fairly hairy individual, so this product is certainly useful as it's near to impossible to shave my own back.

However when applied to the genital region, the first couple of minutes you stand there looking at it, trying to sniff the air to see if you can smell that horrible burning hair smell (which i couldn't). You then realise after a few more moment's that your smile has changed into a very neutral position. I don't really read instructions in life. I treat them as if they were that EULA thing when you install software or start an Xbox game, and you just click next.

Anyhow, all I can say is that I would not need a flame on a stick going through a dark tunnel or cave. I could simply wack my bollocks out. Yes you guessed it bright red and pretty painful. But I do look hung. Anyhow would I do it again, maybe in a few months. My skins pretty resilient, so it's not to sensitive, but I guess if you are a ginger or generally have light fair sensitive skin you may find out the hard way and wake up one morning with a extremely high voice and notice you have no more testicles and being officially classed as a eunuch.

[Shady]

cant seem to get the link right SHADY has quoted one of the reviews here's the other on.

fixed it

[hoggy952]

fixed it

I knew i should not have had that extra bottle of lager,

[jctech]

I haven't laughed so much for a long time.....


Wel I wanted to rid some hairs from me tea towel holder so as its unshaveable, decided to use this product. I haven't been able to sit down for week now!! I also have a few boils in place where my arse purse used to be - but I do get some slight satisfaction when I insert a fresh cactus up me rectum, or take a luke warm bath of stinging nettles.

[lagerland]

Real men have hair Veet should only be used by gay boy footballers.................

[tshirtman]

thanx for that, some of them had me in tears, here's another good one.

"Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as a interlocking silencer.. I give this the big thumbs up. 5/5"

[melloned]

[QUOTE=hoggy952;1526649]I'm in tears here reading the reviews. Missus can't understand why I'm almost p,,, ing myself laughing. God,, so funny.

I too pissed laughing myself mate , so funny!. he'd have been better rubbing it on his head, as that's obviously where his knob is!!

[hoggy952]

[QUOTE=melloned;

I too pissed laughing myself mate , so funny!. he'd have been better rubbing it on his head, as that's obviously where his knob is!![/QUOTE]
I wondered why mrs h keeps rubbing my head now I know

[nunovj]

me too

[bigfella]

thanks for posting that , i m absolutely screamin with laughter here funny as ****

[Music73]

oh so funny.. i have tears rolling down my face....