50 Things a woman can't do

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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    50 Things a woman can't do

    1. Know anything about a car except its colour
    2. Understand a film plot
    3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
    4. lift
    5. Throw
    6. Run
    7. Park
    8. Fart
    9. Read a map
    10. Rob a bank
    11. Resist Ikea
    12. Sit still
    13. Tell a joke
    14. Play pool
    15. Pay for dinner
    16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
    17. Pee out of a train window
    18. Argue without shouting
    19. Get told off without crying
    20. Understand fruit machines
    21. Walk past a shoe shop
    22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
    23. Not comment on a strangers clothes
    24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
    25. Let you sleep with a hangover
    26. Drink a pint gracefully
    27. Get a round in
    28. Throw a punch
    29. Do magic
    30. Like your friends
    31. Enjoy ~~~~
    32. Eat a really hot curry
    33. Get to the point
    34. Buy plain envelopes
    35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
    36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
    37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
    38. Avoid credit card debt
    39. Dive into a pool
    40. Assemble furniture
    41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
    42. Set a video recorder
    43. Not try and change you
    44. Watch a war film
    45. Understand why flirting results in violence
    46. Spend a day by themselves
    47. Go to the toilet by themselves
    48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
    49. Choose a video quickly
    50. Get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
  • Lanxman
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2008
    • 552

    #2
    Another quality post from bulld0g. Like it mate.
    Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.

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    • RedSpider
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2009
      • 2448

      #3
      they also cannot build bridges or rockets.

      they can, however, go on a night out with just a fiver, get pissed, taxi home and have change.
      amazing talent that
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      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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      • stuckylad
        DK Veteran
        • Jun 2008
        • 991

        #4
        50 wee gems man
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