2 old men

[stuckylad]

2 old men sitting in a retirement home chatting "im full of aches &pains today alf,how do u feel" alf replies like a new born baby fred, really saysfred"a newbornbaby"yep no hair ,no teeth & ive justshit myself..

[C64]

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Need to tell that one to my dad.

[melloned]

Good un Stuckylad , i'm half way there already , nearly no hair , still got plenty of teeth , but if i have 6 pints of Stella and a good hot curry ................ !