50 things women cant do

[Dream Unlocker]

1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on a strangers clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy ~~~~
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble furniture
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above

[smirnoff_rules]

classic ....Eat a kebab whilst walking

[Bulld0g]

PMSL Everyone is true. Nice one m8 ?)

[smoggie68]

pee out of a train window nice 1

[tomaxbol]

that cant be right only 50 things

[cantona7]

nos 36,38 and 41 are my missus all over but most cover her

[BRASS EAGLE]

Are you Sure this one of mine can ****IN FART


And it smells

[C64]

I'm gonna compare this list to my wife...


1. Know anything about a car except its colour - TRUE
2. Understand a film plot - FALSE -She sometimes has to explain stuffto me.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message - FALSE
4. lift - FALSE
5. Throw - FALSE
6. Run - TRUE
7. Park - Hmmmm FALSE
8. Fart - FALSE - she is disgusting
9. Read a map - TRUE
10. Rob a bank - WHAT?
11. Resist Ikea - FALSE
12. Sit still - FALSE
13. Tell a joke - TRUE
14. Play pool - TRUE
15. Pay for dinner - FALSE
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking - TRUE, she always stops to take a bite,
17. Pee out of a train window - You've obviously never met my wife!!
18. Argue without shouting - TRUEand she usually ends up throwing something at me!
19. Get told off without crying - TRUE
20. Understand fruit machines - TRUE
21. Walk past a shoe shop - FALSE
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich - FALSE
23. Not comment on a strangers clothes - TRUE
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper - TRUE, but she uses less than me!
25. Let you sleep with a hangover - FALSE
26. Drink a pint gracefully - She doesn't drink
27. Get a round in - She doesn't drink
28. Throw a punch - ABSOLUTELY FALSE
29. Do magic - TRUE
30. Like your friends -TRUE
31. Enjoy ~~~~ - TRUE
32. Eat a really hot curry - TRUE
33. Get to the point - TRUE
34. Buy plain envelopes - FALSE
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet - TRUE, it's more like 2 hours
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" - TRUE, spot on here.
37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates - FALSE
38. Avoid credit card debt - FALSE
39. Dive into a pool - TRUE
40. Assemble furniture - FALSE
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb - TRUE
42. Set a video recorder - TRUE
43. Not try and change you - TRUE
44. Watch a war film - FALSE
45. Understand why flirting results in violence - ?
46. Spend a day by themselves - FALSE
47. Go to the toilet by themselves - FALSE
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket - FALSE
49. Choose a video quickly - TRUE, but neither can I
50. Get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above - She's not here

[Walkinmyshadow]

witchy2k1.. Your missus isn't from Glasgow by any chance??

[C64]

witchy2k1.. Your missus isn't from Glasgow by any chance??

I'm 1 mile outside Glasgow mate

(Coatbridge)

[Dreamer]

a womans viewpoint

my own personal view. not to be confused with a normal womans viewpoint


1. Know anything about a car except its colour -YES i DO
2. Understand a film plot -YES I DO
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message... you better believe it
4. lift - don't men do that for you?
5. Throw - as above
6. Run - women can't run they just look silly
7. Park - Hmmmm only if you can drive out without reversing
8. Fart - - he he. not saying
9. Read a map - no chance of that
10. Rob a bank - thats bad
11. Resist Ikea -no probs
12. Sit still - yup
13. Tell a joke - not very well
14. Play pool -if you have all day
15. Pay for dinner - can do but why?
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking - ohh yes!
17. Pee out of a train window -If I have to!
18. Argue without shouting - yep
19. Get told off without crying - yep
20. Understand fruit machines - yep
21. Walk past a shoe shop - most times!
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich - too ~~~~ing true
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper - yep
25. Let you sleep with a hangover - ooh yes
26. Drink a pint gracefully - maybe not
27. Get a round in - no probs
28. Throw a punch - only if provoked big time!
29. Do magic - depends what you mean with
30. Like your friends -ooh yes
31. Enjoy ~~~~ - what kind?
32. Eat a really hot curry - ooh yea
33. Get to the point - perhaps
34. Buy plain envelopes - PLAIN?
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet -yep
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying its cold...yep
37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates -no probs
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb - mm ok but don't tell anyone
42. Set a video recorder - yes
43. Not try and change you - mm difficult one
44. Watch a war film - yep would rather not though!
45. Understand why flirting results in violence - mm no comprende?
46. Spend a day by themselves - would love it!
47. Go to the toilet by themselves -y would u you want to go with anyone else?
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket - whats the point otherwise?
49. Choose a video quickly - no probs
50. Get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above - no probs yet again