Skin cream

[shuffs]

Apparently, even though sperm is proven to be good for the complexion, it still doesn't give me the right to shout "OLAY" as i come all over my wife's face.

My wife said to me "can you explain to me why i found a pair of womens panties in your inside pocket?" "Yes" i said, "its because your a nosey TW*T.

[cboyer]

i will see what my misses says tonight when i shout that ha

[gopher7]

It's not a taxi you'll need, it'll be an ambulance.