man of the house

[cantona7]

husband had just finished reading book"Man of the house"when he storms into the kitchen,points a finger into his wifes face and said"from now on i want you to know i am the man of the house,my word is law!You WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night!After that you will run me a bath and after that youwill lie on the bed and take whats coming to you like a dutiful wife and then in the morning guess who is going to wash and dress me"
she replied "the f*cking undertaker"

[Dreamer]

another "Man of the house" joke

A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife.
"See if they fit."
"They don't."
"Now you see who will wear the pants in this house." She thought a little while, and took off her panties and asked him to try them on.
"I can't get into these."
"And you won't, either, with that attitude."

[davidharvey75]

Both great guys!