posted on another site by a friend of mine but thought it was so good that i will post it here 
A bloke goes to the doctor , suffering with premature ejaculation.
The doctor advises that every time he is about to shoot his load, that he fires a starter pistol to delay the ejaculation..... the bloke goes home to try this new method.
A week later he returns to the doctor 'So how did it go ? ' asks his doctor.
'Not too good ' replies the man. ' Me and the missus were having a 69, i felt myself start to cum so i fired the starter pistol.....my missus bit my c0ck off , shat on my face and the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up ' !!
A bloke goes to the doctor , suffering with premature ejaculation.
The doctor advises that every time he is about to shoot his load, that he fires a starter pistol to delay the ejaculation..... the bloke goes home to try this new method.
A week later he returns to the doctor 'So how did it go ? ' asks his doctor.
'Not too good ' replies the man. ' Me and the missus were having a 69, i felt myself start to cum so i fired the starter pistol.....my missus bit my c0ck off , shat on my face and the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up ' !!
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