Ted, an old cowboy was relaxing in a bar with a drink. While he sat there sipping his whiskey, a sexy young woman came and sat next to him.
She turned to Ted and asked "Tell me if you really are a cowboy?"
The old cowboy replied, "Well, I was raised on a ranch, grew up herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess that makes me a cowboy."
The woman said, "You know I am a lesbian. I spend my whole time thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, eat food, all I can think about is women."
A little while later, another guy sat next to our old cowboy, Ted and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
Ted replied with a sigh, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I am a lesbian
She turned to Ted and asked "Tell me if you really are a cowboy?"
The old cowboy replied, "Well, I was raised on a ranch, grew up herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess that makes me a cowboy."
The woman said, "You know I am a lesbian. I spend my whole time thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, eat food, all I can think about is women."
A little while later, another guy sat next to our old cowboy, Ted and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
Ted replied with a sigh, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I am a lesbian
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