50 Shades of Andy Gray

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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    50 Shades of Andy Gray


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    He pushes her against the wall and rips her blouse open, revealing her heaving breasts. His eyes widen "Let's see how the sides match up!"

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    I'm not ready yet" she said but he hammered away mercilessly, until he burst inside her like a volcano "There's no stopping those!" he said

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    After the five hour romp, they shared a cigarette. "Was I any good?" she asked nervously. "You'd struggle on a cold night at The Britannia."

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    He threw her on the bed like a crazed beast. "I'm going to enter you so hard" he barked "not even three Pepe Reinas could stop it."

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    Suddenly he stopped pounding her. Something was wrong. "Your condom" she said red faced "it came off in me." He grinned "pick that one out!"

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    You can put it anywhere you want" she whispered. He slid his pants to his knees and threw his fleshy column into her mouth. "Top drawer!"

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    She entered the room, her tight red dress clung to every curve. She oozed sex. Every man in the room sensed it. "YOOUU BEAUTYYY!" he yelled.

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    She lay trembling, no one had ever screwed her like that. He lay over her panting body & looked at his throbbing sword "take a bow, son."
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • MR C
    Newbie
    • Apr 2012
    • 19

    #2
    Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna

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    • Johnner
      Admin Assistant
      • Jun 2010
      • 7069

      #3
      Class post Shady !!!






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      • maurice594
        Top Poster +
        • Jan 2012
        • 239

        #4
        Talking about "Pratts" is always good fun.

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        • admiralg
          Newbie
          • Jul 2012
          • 1

          #5
          Nice! Cant stand andy grey

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