The Tale Of Jack Schitt
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack schitt is the only son of Awe schitt. Awe schitt, the fertilizer magnate married O?schitt, the owner of Needeep N, schitt. Inc. they had one son Jack.
In turn, jack schitt married Noe schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six healthy children: Holie schitt, Giva schitt, Fulla schitt, Bull schitt and the twins Deep schitt and Ada schitt.
Against her parent?s objections, Deep schitt married Dumb schitt, a high school dropout. After being married blissfully for 15 years, Jack and Noe schitt divorced suddenly. Noe schitt later married Ted mann. And because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name
She was then known as Noe schitt mann. Meanwhile, deep schitt married Loda schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named chicken schitt
Two of the other children, Fulla schitt and Givva schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The local newspaper announced the Schitt, Happens nuptials. The Schitt Happens children were, Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned home from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa schitt.
Now when someone says, ?You don?t know Jack schitt ?you can correct them in the safe knowledge that you know the tale of Jack schitt.
Yours truly,
Crock O? schitt.
Is this true Jester ? or just a load of Schitt !
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