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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    sleep

    An elderly woman went to her local doctor?s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, ?I?d like to have some birth control pills.?

    Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, ?Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you?re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for??

    The woman replied, ?They help me sleep better.?

    The doctor considered this for a second, and continued? ?How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep??

    The woman said, ?I put them in my granddaughter?s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.?
  • bytemans
    Top Poster
    • Dec 2010
    • 122

    #2
    had worn them in orange juice and Daughter would do not have a granddaughter.
    Never say it can't be done , never say ready, before it is too !

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