...Not compulsory 1) At lunch time sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars see if they slow down.
2) Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
3) Order a diet water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.
4) when money comes out of the ATM, shout "iv won" "iv Won.
5) when leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, "yelling run for your lives, there loose.
6) over dinner with your children tell them due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
7)Pick up a box of condoms in a pharmacy and ask where the fitting room is
