"scousers"

[jordigirl]

"I'm no mechanic," I said to my wife, "but I think the clutch has gone. And the exhaust."

"****! So have the wheels," she exclaimed.

I turned to her, "But we only slowed down to pay the Mersey Tunnel toll."



My sister says she's dating a scouser with 3 GCSE's.

****ing hell! Is there anything they won't steal?



How to do business, by Newcastle Utd

Sell Andy Carroll for ?35 million. Use the money to buy Cisse, Ba, Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Santon and Andy Carroll

[firestorm]

Q: What's the difference between a Geordie lass and the Titanic? A: Only 1500 men went down on the Titanic.