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  • westkill
    V.I.P. Member
    • May 2008
    • 2378

    #1

    The Bird Feeder

    The Bird Feeder

    I bought a bird feeder.. I hung
    it on my patio and filled
    it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.
    Within a
    week we had hundreds of birds
    taking advantage of the
    Continuous flow of free and
    easily accessible food.

    But then the birds started
    building nests in the boards
    of the patio, above the table,
    and next to the barbecue.

    Then came the bird sh*t. It was
    everywhere; on the patio tiles,
    the chairs, the table ...
    everywhere!

    Then some of the birds
    turned mean. They would
    dive bomb me and try to
    peck me even though I had
    fed them out of my own
    pocket.

    And other birds were
    boisterous and loud. They
    sat on the feeder and
    squawked and screamed at
    all hours of the day and night
    and demanded that I fill it
    when it got low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even
    sit on my own back porch
    anymore. So I took down the
    bird feeder and in three days
    the birds were gone. I cleaned
    up their mess and took down
    the many nests they had built
    all over the patio.

    Soon, the back yard was like
    it used to be ... quiet, serene
    and no one demanding their
    rights to a free meal.

    Now let's see ....
    Brown & our government give out
    free food, subsidised housing,
    free medical care, and free
    education and allows anyone
    born here to be an automatic
    citizen.

    Then the illegals came by
    the millions. Suddenly
    our taxes went up to pay for the
    free services; small flats
    are housing 5 or more families; you
    have to wait 6 hours to be seen
    by a doctor in an emergency surgery
    because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;
    your child's year 12 class is
    behind other schools because
    over half the class doesn't speak
    English.

    Corn Flakes now come in a
    bilingual box; I have to
    'press one' to hear my bank
    talk to me in English, and
    people waving flags other
    than 'The Union Jack' are
    squawking and screaming
    in the streets, demanding
    more rights and free liberties.

    Its just my opinion but:
    maybe, just maybe,
    it's time for the government
    to take down the damn bird feeder.
    If you agree, pass it on; if not,
    continue cleaning up the sh*t!
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  • gmb45

    #2
    Originally posted by westkill
    The Bird Feeder

    I bought a bird feeder.. I hung
    it on my patio and filled
    it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.
    Within a
    week we had hundreds of birds
    taking advantage of the
    Continuous flow of free and
    easily accessible food.

    But then the birds started
    building nests in the boards
    of the patio, above the table,
    and next to the barbecue.

    Then came the bird sh*t. It was
    everywhere; on the patio tiles,
    the chairs, the table ...
    everywhere!

    Then some of the birds
    turned mean. They would
    dive bomb me and try to
    peck me even though I had
    fed them out of my own
    pocket.

    And other birds were
    boisterous and loud. They
    sat on the feeder and
    squawked and screamed at
    all hours of the day and night
    and demanded that I fill it
    when it got low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even
    sit on my own back porch
    anymore. So I took down the
    bird feeder and in three days
    the birds were gone. I cleaned
    up their mess and took down
    the many nests they had built
    all over the patio.

    Soon, the back yard was like
    it used to be ... quiet, serene
    and no one demanding their
    rights to a free meal.

    Now let's see ....
    Brown & our government give out
    free food, subsidised housing,
    free medical care, and free
    education and allows anyone
    born here to be an automatic
    citizen.

    Then the illegals came by
    the millions. Suddenly
    our taxes went up to pay for the
    free services; small flats
    are housing 5 or more families; you
    have to wait 6 hours to be seen
    by a doctor in an emergency surgery
    because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;
    your child's year 12 class is
    behind other schools because
    over half the class doesn't speak
    English.

    Corn Flakes now come in a
    bilingual box; I have to
    'press one' to hear my bank
    talk to me in English, and
    people waving flags other
    than 'The Union Jack' are
    squawking and screaming
    in the streets, demanding
    more rights and free liberties.

    Its just my opinion but:
    maybe, just maybe,
    it's time for the government
    to take down the damn bird feeder.
    If you agree, pass it on; if not,
    continue cleaning up the sh*t!
    is this a rant or joke ? either way a lot of truth in it.

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    • westkill
      V.I.P. Member
      • May 2008
      • 2378

      #3
      i got it in a email so i thought i would pass it on
      dm800-s=1.1 m triax motorised dish=titanium twin lnb

      DIGITAL KAOS BEST SITE ON THE NET

      please use the thanks button if someone has helped

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