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  • gc1966
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2011
    • 2434
    #1

    the police

    the police came to my door and showed me a picture of my wife

    "do you recognise this person"they asked
    "of course i replied,that is my wife"
    they said"i am afraid it looks like she has been in a major accident with a bus sir"

    "i know"i replied "but the sex is fantastic and she is good with the kids"
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    • blastwind
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      • Aug 2012
      • 1
      #2
      very nice!

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        • .: JaCkPoT :.
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          • Aug 2008
          • 5607
          #3
          i dont get it someone care to explain?

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            • benny/9
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              • Nov 2008
              • 1964
              #4
              Originally posted by .: JaCkPoT :.
              i dont get it someone care to explain?
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              they said " i am afraid it looks like she has been in a major accident
              with a bus sir"


              it's the play on the statement that she's ugly,
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                • Johnner
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                  • Jun 2010
                  • 7069
                  #5
                  Only got that one now,having read it last night !!
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