I phoned my boss to pull a sickie this morning. I had to put on a voice though, to make it sound like I was genuinely unfit for work.
So I used a scouse accent.
A Scouse lad started work in our office.
Our boss called him over and told him to pick up a package using the pool car.
As the Scouse started running down the stairs the boss called him back.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" said the boss, holding up the car keys.
The Scouse looks at them and says, "What the f*** are they?"
Two plane loads of Scouse volunteers left Merseyside today, bound for New Orleans. They will be assisting with the looting.
So I used a scouse accent.
A Scouse lad started work in our office.
Our boss called him over and told him to pick up a package using the pool car.
As the Scouse started running down the stairs the boss called him back.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" said the boss, holding up the car keys.
The Scouse looks at them and says, "What the f*** are they?"
Two plane loads of Scouse volunteers left Merseyside today, bound for New Orleans. They will be assisting with the looting.
Your gonna go grey
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