Why do Liverpool goalkeepers never catch the ball?
It's Scouse tradition never to touch something for long enough to leave fingerprints.
Marie: 'What does your husband do for a living?'
Joanne: 'He's a joiner'
Marie: 'Oh yes? What does he do?'
Joanne: 'Whenever he sees someone going in the pub he joins them'
I was given the key to the city yesterday.
Or crowbar as my scouse mate calls it.
It's Scouse tradition never to touch something for long enough to leave fingerprints.
Marie: 'What does your husband do for a living?'
Joanne: 'He's a joiner'
Marie: 'Oh yes? What does he do?'
Joanne: 'Whenever he sees someone going in the pub he joins them'
I was given the key to the city yesterday.
Or crowbar as my scouse mate calls it.
