Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
> At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
> He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is
> granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to
> be.
> The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"
> And * poof* she's gone.
> The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" And *poof* she's gone.
> The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
> St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.
> "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
> St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
> doesn't ring a bell."
> The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
> Peter.
> St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to
> her
> and says,
> "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid
> by
> 1,400 men in 6 months."
> If you laugh, you are going straight to hell
> At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
> He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is
> granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to
> be.
> The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"
> And * poof* she's gone.
> The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" And *poof* she's gone.
> The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
> St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.
> "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
> St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
> doesn't ring a bell."
> The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
> Peter.
> St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to
> her
> and says,
> "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid
> by
> 1,400 men in 6 months."
> If you laugh, you are going straight to hell
Brave nun that u'n !
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