the fritz if easily offfended dont bother

[thered]

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Elizabeth Fritzl attended court this morning after eating a full english breakfast.


She seemed dismayed when the barrister pointed out she still had daddie's sauce left round her mouth

[Krypton]

god i love you

[andy4]

Elizabeth Fritzl's diary
MONDAY:stayed in,dad came down & f**ked me
TUESDAY:stayed in,got f**ked by dad
WEDNESDAY:stayed in :dad f**ked me doggy style
THURSDAY: stayed in,dad f**ked me bent over my desk
FRIDAY: stayed in:dad gave my arse a right good f**king
SATURDAY: went to watch MAN CITY play- wish i'd stayed in

[auyx]

funny but wrong

[andy4]

funny but wrong

think we've found a city fan

[Krypton]

Josef Fritzl was sentenced to 24 hrs community service today, he is going to spend it trying to teach the McCanns how to lock a fcukin door.

best one yet

[andy4]

I wonder what those Fritzl kids will be getting their sister for mothers day???

good 1 jok

[Krypton]

their sister is their mother
their uncle is their brother
they all ~~~~ one another
the fritzl family

[thered]

this column is great we should have more

[Krypton]

im scouring the web for some!!

[Krypton]

Light goes on. Rape. Light goes off. Rape.
Josef Fritzl's daily routine in prison isn't going to change that much from before he was arrested, is it?

Picture the scene; 1984, a supermarket in Austria.

Josef Fritzl; "Now, Elisabeth, give me a hand with putting these groceries in the trolley."

Elisabeth; "Up yours, Dad! I'm eighteen! I wanna go to the Wham concert with my friends, then see Ghostbusters at the cinema, and there's nothing you can do about it, old man!"

Josef; "Just wait 'till I get you home, young lady! You're gonna get such a hiding..."

I can't understand all this fuss about 'evil' Josef Fritzl. As I remember, the last time an Austrian hid his young lover and seven children from the authorities the story was turned into the most successful and beloved film musical ever. People are so fickle.

"Josef Fritzl is the worst man in Austrian history."

Aren't they forgetting someone?

Tag: josef fritzl - Sickipedia

[RedSpider]

hey,come on now. that's out of order. hitler wasn't that bad

[Krypton]

hitler wasn't that bad

thats a thread on its own my friend

[RedSpider]

being a daddy's girl is one thing but jesus

[Krypton]

When asked by the Austrian media if he had ever met Josef Fritzl's daughter Alice, the family's next door neighbour replied "Alice? Who the **** is Alice? For twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice?"

Sound of Music II will be released soon featuring the von trapped family.