the funeral

[Maddog]

A man was leaving a cafe with his
> > morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession
> > approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was
> > followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the
> > first.
> >
> > Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a
> > pit-bull on a leash.
> >
> > Behind him was a queue of 200 men
> > walking in single file.
> >
> > The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
> > He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
> >
> > 'I am so
> > sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
> > but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking
> > in single file.
> >
> > 'Whose funeral is it?'
> >
> > The man
> > replied, 'Well, the first hearse is for my wife'
> >
> > 'What
> > happened to her?'
> >
> > The man replied 'My dog attacked and killed
> > her.'
> >
> > He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second
> > hearse?'
> >
> > The man answered 'My Mother-in-law. She was trying to
> > help my wife when the dog turned on her.'
> >
> > A poignant and
> > thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
> >
> > 'Can
> > I borrow the dog?'
> >
> > 'Join the queue'

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Good un again

[sandiemag]

great gag m8

[melloned]

A belter that Mate !

A man was leaving a cafe with his
> > morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession
> > approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was
> > followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the
> > first.
> >
> > Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a
> > pit-bull on a leash.
> >
> > Behind him was a queue of 200 men
> > walking in single file.
> >
> > The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
> > He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
> >
> > 'I am so
> > sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
> > but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking
> > in single file.
> >
> > 'Whose funeral is it?'
> >
> > The man
> > replied, 'Well, the first hearse is for my wife'
> >
> > 'What
> > happened to her?'
> >
> > The man replied 'My dog attacked and killed
> > her.'
> >
> > He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second
> > hearse?'
> >
> > The man answered 'My Mother-in-law. She was trying to
> > help my wife when the dog turned on her.'
> >
> > A poignant and
> > thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
> >
> > 'Can
> > I borrow the dog?'
> >
> > 'Join the queue'