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  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031

    #1

    Love this ebay description.............

    Had to post this made me laugh............

    PYE DESK TOP POWER SUPPLY.
    GOOD FOR 5 AMPS 13.5V
    CLOCK AND INTERNAL SPEAKER....


    ALL BITS FORM VARIOUS CLEAROUTS OF BOXES IN HIDDEN PLACES.......

    Money from this sale is going to a very worthy cause....
    Its going to let me buy more things I never needed but thought I couldnt live without...so I can sell them here on e-bay to buy more things I thought I couldnt live without
    Now the not so small print....
    Quick answers to save you the time asking me
    QUESTIONS QUESTIONS ...ANY QUESTIONS?
    its really a good idea to ask questions early in the listing....when you put the item on watch..or when you see it.....please dont save them up untill the last hour or few of the listing..coz i might be out in the "real world" away from the computer and cant answer you...i do try to answer ALL questions as quick as i see them.....but i need to be here to do that
    WHEN DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS ?
    Payment MUST be made in 5 days....
    Planet earth days..I only work in planet earth days
    PLEASE DO NOT BID IF YOU HAVNT GOT THE MONEY TO PAY FOR THIS ITEM...I WILL LEAVE BAD FEED BACK AND CALL YOU A WORD THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE "PETROL-TANKER"
    I really will NOT wait for your next pay day..when you are old enough to get a job..untill your granny dies and leaves you money in her will..or any combination of above.
    GO ON SELL IT TO ME NOW THIS SECOND I CANT WAIT???
    Did you see a buy-it-now option?
    look at the listing............ >>>QQ<<<<
    NO?????...............Then there isnt a buy-it-now......DOH!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHEN AND HOW WILL I GET THE ITEM???
    I am posting from Northern Ireland I do try to do same day/next working day posting ....usually by royal snail/mail/ parcel farce..
    The price you see IS the price you will pay....
    The thingy may take an extra day or few gettin to you....
    I only use these 2 services through pay-pal keeps it all trackable....and NO I will NOT strap the item to the back of a slow moving animal so you can save 99p on the postage costs...oh and carrier pigeons are not an option....
    CAN I COME AND GET THIS ITEM ?
    Collection is only for massive gigantic humongous monstorous things..like battleships....lorrys..flying saucers..and things I cant lift on my own im not a big dude....at MY convienience...I do sometimes venture outside into the real world
    WHAT HAPPENS IF IT GETS LOST/CRUSHED/BASHED?
    I ...me ....the seller... will no longer be held responsible for the actions of ***DESTRUCTO-THE-DELIVERY-DRIVER***
    ....I am not the boss-of-him..
    Lost items are tracked by the number we both have for the package..I really dont know where DESTRUCTO may have hidden the package....
    I cant make it magicaly appear if they play hide-and-seek with it
    If something arrives damaged by DESTRUCTO you must return it to me BEFORE i give you a full refund ..
    Yes I will pay your return postage in the refund.
    NO RETURNS on radio/cb equipment...I have seen what the CB Engineers do to things with their ?-shop tool kits and 50p shop brains
    OTHER SARCASTIC REMARKS BY SELLER........
    I am NOT your mummys club book....you can NOT play with this for a few days and change your mind then send it back
    When you buy this you are NOT getting life-time email support on how to work it.....if you dont know how to work it chances are you dont need it
    Yes I know Ive got grumpy in my old age.... but thats life iznt it
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic
  • pspmixer
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2009
    • 750

    #2
    best ebay description ive read
    nice one for sharing

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    • Jim.Mahoney
      V.I.P. Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 4249

      #3
      So bloody true!!

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