When should you use your lights / to warn your mates of a speed trap
when do you overtake on the left /when the Ba**ard in front wont move over
What docs do you take on the road / Daily Mirror, Sun, Playboy, Forum.
When must you stop /To have a piss ,leg over, or a tot of brandy
Where should you not park / outside the house of the tart your screwing
What do you expect to see on a rural road /rural tatmac
How many types of pedestrian crossing are there /those who do and those who dont
What is the correct procedure for overtaking on the motorway /foot hard down eyes shut and smile
What do you do in the event of a breakdown on the motorway /leave the ba**ard to hitch a lift home
When do you use the fast lane /when you are going home on a promise
What does a yellow box junction mean /they have run out of white paint
What does broken white lines mean / careless navies
What does the highway code say about tyres /use only round ones
When can you cross a double white line / after nine lagers two vodkas and a whisky
How do you avoid drowsiness on the motorway /finger your hitchhiker
What must you check before leaving a building site /that you have enough timber under the sheet for 3 new kitchen cabinets
What do yellow lines on the side of the road mean / a chinese takeaway ahead
Where do you situate your danger triangle when broken down /up the transport managers arse
when do you overtake on the left /when the Ba**ard in front wont move over
What docs do you take on the road / Daily Mirror, Sun, Playboy, Forum.
When must you stop /To have a piss ,leg over, or a tot of brandy
Where should you not park / outside the house of the tart your screwing
What do you expect to see on a rural road /rural tatmac
How many types of pedestrian crossing are there /those who do and those who dont
What is the correct procedure for overtaking on the motorway /foot hard down eyes shut and smile
What do you do in the event of a breakdown on the motorway /leave the ba**ard to hitch a lift home
When do you use the fast lane /when you are going home on a promise
What does a yellow box junction mean /they have run out of white paint
What does broken white lines mean / careless navies
What does the highway code say about tyres /use only round ones
When can you cross a double white line / after nine lagers two vodkas and a whisky
How do you avoid drowsiness on the motorway /finger your hitchhiker
What must you check before leaving a building site /that you have enough timber under the sheet for 3 new kitchen cabinets
What do yellow lines on the side of the road mean / a chinese takeaway ahead
Where do you situate your danger triangle when broken down /up the transport managers arse