Man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said "U ever had a hug?" He said "No" so she hugged him & walked on. 2nd said "U ever had a kiss?" He said "No" so she kissed him & walked on. 3rd said "U ever been ****ed?"
He said "No" as his eyes lit up... she said "U will be when the tide comes in."
He said "No" as his eyes lit up... she said "U will be when the tide comes in."
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