dear jim,
i hope you can advise me on a dilemma.
for the past several months i have suspected my wife of many years to being unfaithful,all the usual signs were there,new clothes,new hair do,more late nights out with the girls,strange phone numbers on her mobile and generally secretive behaviour.
last week i decided to try and catch her out by hiding in the garage and waiting to see who dropped her off after another of her girly nights out.it came as no real surprise to find her stumbling out of her managers car at three in the morning whilst rummaging in her hand bag for her recently removed knickers.
as i crouched down at the side of my motorbike peering through the gap in the garage door my dilemma came to the fore.
i noticed a small hairline crack appearing in the motorbikes frame.
do you think it may be serious or will i be able to get it welded
i hope you can advise me on a dilemma.
for the past several months i have suspected my wife of many years to being unfaithful,all the usual signs were there,new clothes,new hair do,more late nights out with the girls,strange phone numbers on her mobile and generally secretive behaviour.
last week i decided to try and catch her out by hiding in the garage and waiting to see who dropped her off after another of her girly nights out.it came as no real surprise to find her stumbling out of her managers car at three in the morning whilst rummaging in her hand bag for her recently removed knickers.
as i crouched down at the side of my motorbike peering through the gap in the garage door my dilemma came to the fore.
i noticed a small hairline crack appearing in the motorbikes frame.
do you think it may be serious or will i be able to get it welded
......reminds me of a great chat up line.....a guy standing at a bar see's a blonde approaching so he tries to chat her up.....he grabs her attention by saying 'HI , THE NAMES BOND', to which she replies 'JAMES BOND?', he says 'NO, IT'S POLYBOND, I'M HERE TO FILL YOUR CRACK'.
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