How does a homeopath commit suicide ?
He takes a lethal under-dose.
My wife came home early and nearly caught me looking at the England game. Luckily I managed to put some ~~~~ on the tv and get my cock out just in time to save my embarrassment.
Bruce was arrested for punching his wife again.
The judge asked him "Why do you keep beating her?"
Bruce answered "Well, I think it's my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork...."
So I went into the forecourt shop and said "Please may I have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till puts a KitKat Chunky down on the counter so I said "No, I wanted a normal KitKat, Fatty!!!!"
A man who works in the Carphone Warehouse got a text from his daughter which said "Dadthespacebuttononmyphonedoesn'twork,pleasecanyo ugivemeanalternative".
As he rushed home he couldn't help but think, what does "ternative" mean?
My sexy chinese neighbour said she was desperate for a roger, it was only when I had my trousers around my ankles and my nob out did I realise she wanted to rent out her spare room.
i'm out
He takes a lethal under-dose.
My wife came home early and nearly caught me looking at the England game. Luckily I managed to put some ~~~~ on the tv and get my cock out just in time to save my embarrassment.
Bruce was arrested for punching his wife again.
The judge asked him "Why do you keep beating her?"
Bruce answered "Well, I think it's my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork...."
So I went into the forecourt shop and said "Please may I have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till puts a KitKat Chunky down on the counter so I said "No, I wanted a normal KitKat, Fatty!!!!"
A man who works in the Carphone Warehouse got a text from his daughter which said "Dadthespacebuttononmyphonedoesn'twork,pleasecanyo ugivemeanalternative".
As he rushed home he couldn't help but think, what does "ternative" mean?
My sexy chinese neighbour said she was desperate for a roger, it was only when I had my trousers around my ankles and my nob out did I realise she wanted to rent out her spare room.
i'm out