What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual Harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
?3.99 a minute.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual Harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
?3.99 a minute.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still excited to see you.