A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in glasgow . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy Armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and Asked, "What man here will buy a woman a drink?" The bar went Silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand Down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a pint of heavy!" The barman poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down in one go. She Turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, Revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy A lady another drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar And said, "Give the ballerina another pint of heavy!" The barman approached the little drunk man and said, "Tell me, jock, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why Do you keep calling her the ballerina?" The drunk man replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has Got to be a ballerina!"