An indian goes to Heaven,
"Sorry, we dont have your lot in here" says St Peter.
The indian complains, "But I've been good and generous,
last week I gave ?10 to a hungry tramp,
?10 to a cancer charity,
?10 to the childrens hospice' and ?10 to the battered wifes home". St Peter says, "Wait here, I'll have a word with God".
5 minutes later he returns and says 'Ok, I've spoken to God, and he agrees with me, here's your ?40 back, now f@ck off"!!!
"Sorry, we dont have your lot in here" says St Peter.
The indian complains, "But I've been good and generous,
last week I gave ?10 to a hungry tramp,
?10 to a cancer charity,
?10 to the childrens hospice' and ?10 to the battered wifes home". St Peter says, "Wait here, I'll have a word with God".
5 minutes later he returns and says 'Ok, I've spoken to God, and he agrees with me, here's your ?40 back, now f@ck off"!!!
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