Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the Drum and Monkey in Glasgow discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the barrels of heavy, fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister ,and most important even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly and says mate we will get well bladdered, then Jimmy says "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" ."A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic mate, you'll look pure smart in that pal. Whit's the tartan?" "Och, Jimmy replied A'd imagine she'll turn up in a white dress".
Archie nods approvingly and says mate we will get well bladdered, then Jimmy says "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" ."A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic mate, you'll look pure smart in that pal. Whit's the tartan?" "Och, Jimmy replied A'd imagine she'll turn up in a white dress".
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