Were in DEEP trouble

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    Were in DEEP trouble

    The population of this country is

    approximately 60 million.


    32 million are retired.


    That leaves 28 million to do the work.



    There are 17 million in school or at Universities.



    Which leaves 11 million to do the work.


    Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.



    Leaving 3 million to do the work.




    1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan , etc .



    Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.




    Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.






    At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming Invalidity Benefit.



    Leaving 512,000 to do the work.





    Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.





    That leaves just two people to do the work.




    You and me.




    And there you are,




    Sitting on your arse,




    At your computer, reading jokes.



    Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out through trying to cope on my own?

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
  • Lainie
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 3062

    #2
    nice 1. i work for the government but god do i work hard .


    ps not meant to be on the internet at work!!!
    sigpic

    Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

    Comment

    • wilf
      V.I.P. Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 1618

      #3
      Knew where it was heading from the start but a good one all the same

      Comment

      • Ruggerplumber
        Top Poster
        • Nov 2008
        • 128

        #4
        I LMAO at this, especially as my wife works for the local Council
        Footballers spend 90 minutes pretending their injured. RUGBY PLAYERS SPEND 80 MINUTES PRETENDING THEIR NOT!

        http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/4383088464

        Comment

        Working...