riddle of the day

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  • stuckylad
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2008
    • 991

    #1

    riddle of the day

    Riddle of the Day

    Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

    Michael J. Fox has a small one.

    Madonna doesn't have one.

    The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

    Clinton uses his all the time.

    Bush is one.

    Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

    Liberace never used his on women.

    Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

    Cher claims that she took on 3.

    We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

    What is it?

    Answer below! (this is pretty good )

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  • Krypton
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 694

    #2
    thats very good.
    Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

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