and you thought yesterdays joke was poor

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  • gc1966
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2011
    • 2434
    #1

    and you thought yesterdays joke was poor

    was rudely awaken at 4a.m today by the sound of two thieves attempting to steal my back garden gate

    as i was pulling on my pants and heading for the bedroom door to go and give the pair a good kicking the wife grabbed me and stated that confronting them may make the situation worse
    "worse,they are pinching the garden gate you stupid cow" i replied "how can it get worse"

    "well,if you go out and confront them they may also take a fence"
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    • darrenhyland
      DK Veteran
      • Aug 2010
      • 1124
      #2
      Cloakroom is over there......go get your coat
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        • gmb45
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          • Nov 2008
          • 7538
          #3
          fail fud
          Last edited by gmb45; 20 December, 2012, 18:11.
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            • gopher7
              DK Veteran
              • Apr 2011
              • 2818
              #4
              Taxi's on its way.......

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                • ifred
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1627
                  #5
                  Originally posted by gc1966
                  was rudely awaken at 4a.m today by the sound of two thieves attempting to steal my back garden gate

                  as i was pulling on my pants and heading for the bedroom door to go and give the pair a good kicking the wife grabbed me and stated that confronting them may make the situation worse
                  "worse,they are pinching the garden gate you stupid cow" i replied "how can it get worse"

                  "well,if you go out and confront them they may also take a fence"
                  Especially as then the stupid cow would escape
                  Go give them a hand pinching the fence
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                    • challah
                      Top Poster +
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 242
                      #6
                      that was badddd

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                        • frundlemud
                          Junior Member
                          • May 2010
                          • 24
                          #7
                          You may get a new one in the slaes

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