I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking.
I said to him "do you know any of those martial arts things like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu"..?
He says, "NO.. Why da **** you ask me dat.. Is it cuz I is Chinese"..?
"No" I said.. "It's because you're drinking my pint you little c*nt"..!
I said to him "do you know any of those martial arts things like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu"..?
He says, "NO.. Why da **** you ask me dat.. Is it cuz I is Chinese"..?
"No" I said.. "It's because you're drinking my pint you little c*nt"..!