British rail are liars

[gaz306]

British rail are a bunch of lying bar stewards , theres a notice saying if you stand too close to the edge of the platform you may getted sucked off when a train passes , 6 hrs i stood there for , never get sucked off once .

[Kalipo]

British rail are a bunch of lying bar stewards , theres a notice saying if you stand too close to the edge of the platform you may getted sucked off when a train passes , 6 hrs i stood there for , never get sucked off once .

Jesus thats an old one..

British rail hasn't existed since 1997 ....

[gaz306]

Jesus thats an old one..

British rail hasn't existed since 1997 ....

Looks like someone has had the sense of humour bypass

[jaws2]

the modern day comedian, you wont be able to post their jokes cos they witter on about themselves with no fast punchline, more storytellers than a quick fire joke of old.

[darrenhyland]

yeah and since the 'modernisation' of the rail system you have zero chance of being sucked off but you will feel like you've been butt ****ed after paying their extortionate fares

[macmackem]

Sign just for you

[gaz306]

Sign just for you

sooo not true