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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    How clever are you

    Let's find out just how clever you really are....



    Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )








    First Question :

    You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







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    Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

    Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?



    Second Question :
    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
    (scroll down)



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    Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??


    You're not very good at this, are you?




    Third Question :
    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
    Try it.



    Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?


    Scroll down for the correct answer.....









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    Did you get 5000 ?

    The correct answer is actually 4100 ..



    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    To day is definitely not your day, is it?

    Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...



    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ? ?? What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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    Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
    Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!






    Okay, now the Bonus round,
    I.e., a final chance to
    Redeem yourself:





    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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    It's really very simple
    He opens his mouth and ask for it...

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
  • hm12345
    Newbie
    • May 2009
    • 2

    #2
    these are quite old though

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    • maca
      Mr. DK DJ
      • Feb 2009
      • 6310

      #3
      eye gut effry sindle won kowrekt

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      • Lainie
        V.I.P. Member
        • Mar 2008
        • 3062

        #4
        im a geniarse!!!!!!!!!!!


        sigpic

        Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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        • mrchris
          Newbie
          • Dec 2008
          • 10

          #5
          very good nearly had me

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          • Bulld0g
            V.I.P. Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 7158

            #6
            Well just shows ak DK'rs are cheats cept hm12345 he's the only one not telling porkies

            THE TRUTH
            The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

            Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
            The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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            • maca
              Mr. DK DJ
              • Feb 2009
              • 6310

              #7
              iym ngot phuchin liyin

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              • Bulld0g
                V.I.P. Member
                • Apr 2008
                • 7158

                #8
                Originally posted by maca58
                iym ngot phuchin liyin
                Say sausage .........












                Without laughin

                THE TRUTH
                The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

                Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

                Comment

                • anezpipi
                  Newbie
                  • May 2009
                  • 1

                  #9
                  hahahhaa gj

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