My blonde girlfriend had just finished giving me a ~~~~~~~ when she looked up at me and said, "I read that if you eat pineapples it will make your spunk taste nicer."
"Really?" I asked.
"Yes," she replied, "But I've been eating a tin a day for weeks now and yours still tastes horrible."
"Really?" I asked.
"Yes," she replied, "But I've been eating a tin a day for weeks now and yours still tastes horrible."
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