Johnny

[Techson]

Little Johnny was doing his math
homework. He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a
bitch is seven. Three plus six, that
son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was
saying and gasped, "What are
you doing?" The little boy
answered, "I'm doing my math
homework."
" And this is how your teacher
taught you to do it?" the mother
asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, she called Little
Johnny's teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son
in class?" The teacher replied,
"Right now, we are learning
addition." The mother asked,
"And are you teaching them to
say two plus two, that son of a
bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped
laughing, she answered, "What I
taught them was, two plus two,
the sum of which is four."

[darrenhyland]

ahh welcome mate.....good first post