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  • Techson
    Newbie
    • Feb 2013
    • 2

    #1

    Lender

    Lender: you cant escape now,i
    must
    collect my money today.
    Borrower: if i kill myself i will be
    free
    from you (pulls out a knife and
    stabs
    himself and dies)
    Lender: (smiles and says) if u
    think u
    can die with my money,u r
    joking. i
    will
    follow u till u pay (also stabs
    himself
    dead with the knife) ..meanwhile
    a guy
    watching from a distance laughs
    and
    says.."these guys are fools i must
    watch this to the end" so he
    picks
    up
    the knife and stabs himself dead.
    If u want to know what was next,
    u
    know what to do too..
  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    i get the feeling this "joke" is telling people to kill themselves?


    Michael macintyres job is safe
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • manxspud
      DK Veteran
      • Jul 2009
      • 1768

      #3
      Spacing leaves a bit to be desired ... ah well copy and paist

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      • bigfella
        DK Veteran
        • Dec 2008
        • 879

        #4
        that ''joke'' died a death i thinks

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        • challah
          Top Poster +
          • Jun 2008
          • 242

          #5
          you have to live first in order to die

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