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  • ecufix
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2010
    • 2214

    #1

    Haircut

    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"
    ...
    Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says"about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks"how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.
    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

    In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says,"this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"

    Joey says, "To your house!"
    Do what you can with what you have .
  • darrenhyland
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2010
    • 1124

    #2
    dont get it mate
    whats the punchline?
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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404

      #3
      he was screwing the hairdressers wife obviously
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      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
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      • gmb45
        Admin Assistant
        • Nov 2008
        • 7538

        #4
        Originally posted by darrenhyland
        dont get it mate
        whats the punchline?
        ffs he was round his hoose while barber was cutting hair, either robbing it or seeing to his mrs
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        • darrenhyland
          DK Veteran
          • Aug 2010
          • 1124

          #5
          aaaaahhhhh i see.....threw me off there a bit him being a hairdresser.....thought they were all gay
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          • Snowy79
            DK Veteran
            • Jan 2011
            • 1347

            #6
            It was a hairdressers so he was shaging his boyfriend.

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            • darrenhyland
              DK Veteran
              • Aug 2010
              • 1124

              #7
              Originally posted by Snowy79
              It was a hairdressers so he was shaging his boyfriend.
              Ahhh snowy....youre a bit late
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              • ecufix
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2010
                • 2214

                #8
                Originally posted by darrenhyland
                dont get it mate
                whats the punchline?
                I shall post an Irish joke just for you tomorrow .
                Do what you can with what you have .

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