An Irish tail to tell

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  • ecufix
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2010
    • 2214

    #1

    An Irish tail to tell

    Paddy and Murphy are policemen in an Irish village. One day they are each given a horse to patrol the area with .After inspecting the horses Paddy says "Murphy , we are going to have to do something to tell these horses apart." After a long discussion they decide to cut the the tail off one of the horses .Just then the sergeant arrives and asks " whats going on here?"
    "Sergeant , we cant tell these horses apart so we have decided to cut the tail off one of them ," Paddy explains .
    That is not necessary , you dumb asses " the sergeant says "anyone can see the white horse is six inches taller than the black one "
    Do what you can with what you have .
  • darrenhyland
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2010
    • 1124

    #2
    Got that one........had the coffee this morning early
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